Train Your Human. Rule the Couch.
Your Free Guide to a Better-Trained, More Obedient Human.
Every good dog deserves a great human—and now you can make sure yours is properly trained.
The Canine Control Kit is a fun, printable eBook filled with cheeky canine-approved tools to help dogs (and their humans) live in perfect harmony. Whether you’re laying down the paw-law or just trying to get more treats on time, this kit gives you the strategies you need to become the alpha of the household.
🐶 What’s Inside:
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Daily Human Training Log – Track your human’s behavior, effort level, and snack consistency.
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Official Canine Performance Grading Classification – Rate your human using a scientific wag scale.
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The Appeals Process & Canine Appeals Court – Because even well-meaning humans make mistakes.
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Important Canine Judicial Notes – Record violations and recommended corrective actions (like guilt trips).
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Printable Canine Command Cards – Flashable cue cards for “sit,” “snuggle,” “walk,” or “feed me NOW.”
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Paw-sitive Affirmations for Humans – Gentle reminders to help your human be their best self (for your benefit).
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Join the Pack – An invitation to access more canine wisdom and join the growing community of human trainers.
📥 Instant PDF – 100% Free
🖨️ Printable pages included
📱 Works on any device
🐾 Ideal for pups of all breeds, backgrounds, and sass levels
Take control of the couch—and your human’s heart—with the Canine Control Kit today.
Because you’re not just cute. You’re in charge.